Welcome to Niagara Falls. Would you like a really, really big bed?
Everyone’s blue, poncho’ed
against the mist and spray
of the friendly neon-lit natural splendor.
Honeymoon suites with
heart shaped beds,
heart shaped tubs,
heart shaped towels.
Cosmic dinosaur mini golf championship.
Big screen wrestling at the Hawaiian bar.
Wax museum upside down house of horror resorts.
And on the American side:
21,000 tons of toxic waste
dumped in Love Canal.