Brief encounters with nice folks. And some mostly unrelated pictures from Chicago.
Jeff – the Billy Goat bartender since 1981
“My god – you’re Norwegian? I’m so sorry.”
Motel-clerk in Battle Creek
“Why would you spend a night in Battle Creek?”
A dive bar owner, drunk, profane, lovely
“What can I get you motherfuckers? Draught beer? We ain’t got no draught beer here. Choose again. Where you from? Norway!? Okay, you like it strong, I’ll get you some bottles with some oompf. See that couple in the corner? They’re from New Fucking York so you ain’t the only ones who don’t belong here. Where you going now? South? Okay, you gotta stop by this church I know of. It’s the nicest motherfucking church in the United States’ hemisphere.”
The entire population of St. Louis, trying to cram themselves into one MetroLink Car on the night of July 4.
Really, I don’t think I’ve experienced public transport this packed outside of an African minibus (you know the kind, registered to carry 16, modified to carry 24, carrying 36).
Two drunk girls with a camera
“Hey gorgeous – we love your hat. You have the best shirt we have ever seen. Please will you let us two girls take a picture with you?”
(No, I won’t. While my hat is brilliant, my shirt is only so-so. Besides, you threw a whiskey cork at me to get my attention.)
The five year old at the zoo searching an empty rhino pen with her eyes, finding only the stray rabbit
“That’s not a rhino is it?”
(“Yes,” I told her, “it is. The Northern, white-furred mini-rhino is extremely well adapted to the barren, snowy landscape of the Chicagoland winters.”)
The Chicago waitress taking my girlfriend’s order
“You have the best accent. Would you mind a lot if I tried it?”
The restroom vandals at The Green Mill (the place is classy, their prose less so)
“Baa baa raa raa doo da your face!”
“Hemingways you’re favorite band (sic)”
This is America part four. Read part three here, part two here, part one here.
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Shame I didn’t know you were in the area, I could have shown you the other face of the northern midwest and taken you all to Gary Indiana for some urbex.
Though it is kind of fun to see another person’s take on my hometown. Glad you enjoyed your stay. Also, if there is a next time that you’re in Chicago you should catch the Neo-Futurist’s show “Too Much Light Makes the Baby go Blind”, the theater isn’t too far from the Green Mill and the show is hilarious.
Thanks for the tip! Chicago’s a great place and I just might be coming back someday.
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