Children’s TV Gone Wrong

– What’s your dark secret, mrs. Celery?
– Oh, I’m actually a porn actress.

Promotional photo for the pilot episode of TV comedy show The Vegetable Garden (norsk: GrønnsakHagen). Photo: Eivind Senneset, TV2

Promotional photo for the pilot episode of TV comedy show The Vegetable Garden (norsk: GrønnsakHagen). Photo: Eivind Senneset, TV2

Lies! Deceit! Sex! Drugs! Violence! These are the behind-the-scenes horrors of the children’s TV show The Vegetable Garden, soon to make its international breakthrough.

It’s all fictional, of course. This is a promo pic for the pilot episode of a TV comedy chronicling the dark and twisted lives of the actors in an immensely popular kids’ show. Think something along the lines of Teletubbies meets The Office meets Meet The Feebles.